Elixir No. 33 | Sugar Salve

A frontier-era apothecary candle for the burnt-out corporate millennial.
Formulated to address joy deficiency, delayed gratification fatigue, and the quiet suspicion that fun has been postponed indefinitely.

Indications for use

• Celebrations that were acknowledged only via email
• A need for sweetness without an accompanying life event
• Emotional flatness following “adult responsibility”
• The belief that treats must now be earned

The ritual

Light during moments of unnecessary self-denial, late-night reflection, or whenever you feel compelled to justify small pleasures.
May be administered recreationally, without cause or calendar alignment.

Scent profile

A nostalgic birthday cake accord with notes of vanilla sponge, buttercream, and soft sugar.
Warm, indulgent, and unapologetically cheerful. Like being celebrated for simply continuing to exist.

Institute notes

Double-poured by hand using coconut soy wax under the loose guidance of the Real Good Ritual Institute.
An entirely unofficial body specialising in morale repair and unsanctioned enjoyment for the employed class.

Composition and burn details

• Coconut soy wax
• 300g candle
• Approx. 50–55 hour burn time
• Clean, even burn
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Intended outcome

A lifted mood.
A brief return to unearned happiness.
No requirement to justify the enjoyment.

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