Elixir No. 14 | Sunsteeped

A frontier-era apothecary candle for the burnt-out corporate millennial.
Formulated to gently stabilise the nervous system during prolonged exposure to modern employment.

Indications for use

• Persistent mental fatigue despite adequate caffeine intake
• Irritation triggered by calendar invitations lacking agendas
• A longing for summer that feels administratively inappropriate
• Emotional dryness commonly associated with open-plan lighting

The ritual

Light during periods of quiet withdrawal, late-afternoon mental drift, or as a controlled response to emails beginning with “Just following up.”
Best administered slowly, without expectations of transformation.

Scent profile

A clean, sun-washed watermelon note softened by fresh water accords.
Bright, restrained, and faintly nostalgic. Like remembering a summer that did not involve quarterly reviews.

Institute notes

Double-poured by hand using coconut soy wax under the loose guidance of the Real Good Ritual Institute.
An entirely unofficial body dedicated to emotional maintenance for the professionally fatigued.

Composition and burn details

• Coconut soy wax
• 300g candle
• Approx. 50–55 hour burn time
• Clean, even burn
• Free shipping on all orders
• $10 off your first prescription

Intended outcome

A softened mood.
A marginally quieter internal dialogue.
No guarantees of fulfilment or professional advancement.

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