Elixir No. 17 | Bloomtastic

A frontier-era apothecary candle for the burnt-out corporate millennial.
Formulated to encourage boldness, emotional intensity, and a temporary suspension of good judgment.

Indications for use

• Sudden urges to reinvent yourself after 9pm
• Existential boredom disguised as confidence
• A desire to feel powerful, magnetic, and slightly dangerous
• Moments when subtlety feels like a personal attack

The ritual

Light during evenings of impulsive reflection, pre-event psyching up, or whenever restraint feels optional.
Not recommended for use before making major life decisions, sending messages, or purchasing statement footwear.

Scent profile

A rich, intoxicating blend of dark florals, warm vanilla, and soft spice.
Bold, seductive, and unapologetically dramatic. Like main character energy with no clear plot.

Institute notes

Double-poured by hand using coconut soy wax under the loose guidance of the Real Good Ritual Institute.
An entirely unofficial body tasked with emotional exploration, controlled chaos, and occasional overconfidence.

Composition and burn details

• Coconut soy wax
• 300g candle
• Approx. 50–55 hour burn time
• Clean, even burn
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Intended outcome

Heightened confidence.
Lowered inhibition.
No responsibility taken for personal revelations.

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